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Heartbreakers

Genre: horror/comedy 

Length: 90 pages

Comps: Love Island meets Saw

Logline: Desperate to help her ailing sister, a down-on-her-luck Army veteran turned OnlyFans creator is lured into a sadistic game of life-or-death masquerading as a glamorous new island reality dating show.

I think there's someone screaming in uncle purvis's basement

Genre: horror/mystery

Length: 109 pages

Comps: Twin Peaks meets Hellraiser

Logline: After the death of their reclusive horror-writer great uncle, two emotionally distant siblings must travel to a remote Appalachian town to settle his affairs, only to uncover unsettling evidence that his stories may have been inspired by terrifying realities and that his death may be part of a far darker mystery. 

Demon

etized

Genre: horror/comedy 

Length: 93 pages

Comps: Host (2020) meets Four Lions

Logline: Two wannabe right-wing, manosphere grifters accidentally summon the Devil to their apartment in a desperate attempt to go viral.

the sick and the dead

Genre: horror/comedy 

Length: 104 pages

Comps: The Big Chill meets The Evil Dead

Logline: Reunited at the funeral of an old college professor, a group of highfalutin psychologists struggles to diagnose the depraved cannibal desperately hunting them.

Novel

PERPETUAL EXTREMITY

Genre: Satire

Word Count: 86,000

Ronald Reagan (not that one) is a maladjusted millennial lawyer who exists in a constant state of unwavering devotion to whatever side of the political spectrum he happens to have woken up on that morning. Desperate to find an identity that suits him, Ronald shuffles between living life as a far-left anti-fascist activist who puts political correctness before self-preservation and as an alt-right disciple of MAGA looking to destroy wokeness and healthcare as a human right.

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During an extended stint as a red-pilled neo-fascist, Ronald decides to burn down a library in a fit of anti-intellectual rage, as he finds himself triggered by any word that starts with lib. Before he can set the building aflame, he is knocked unconscious by an unseen assailant. When he finally wakes up, he finds himself in an unfamiliar office building in the year 2071 as an eighty-year-old slave whose entire life has passed him by. Earth is now run by the brutal One World government and dictated by Ronald's ex-girlfriend's serial killer brother, Rick. When the leaders of a time-traveling rebellion discover Ronald's close personal history with their dictator, they realize he may be their only hope in stopping Rick from ever coming to power in the first place. The only issue is that Ronald is still an obsessive right-wing fanatic who is more than happy to live out the rest of his life as an oppressed slave serving the interests of a billionaire autocrat. Despite his objections, Ronald is sent back in time by the rebellion to re-experience his entire life out of order in the hope that something in his past is the key to saving the future. As he re-bears witness to a horrible life filled with second-grade gang violence, Proud Boy prostitutes, and satanic child sacrifices by popular sitcom stars, Ronald begins to realize his entire existence is less the horrific cosmic accident he had thought, and more so, a carefully orchestrated series of disasters that may just be the key to all of Rick's power.

Accolades

- Black List Recommended having received three 8+ overall scores on the site. 

- Quarterfinalist of the 2023 Austin Film Festival Screenwriting Competition​​

- Semifinalist of the 2022 Screencraft Comedy Screenwriting Contest​​

- Quarterfinalist of the 2024 Screencraft FilmFund​

- Received a "Recommend" and placed in the 100th percentile on WeScreenplay​

- Quarterfinalist of the 2021 Screencraft Comedy Screenwriting Contest​

- Quarterfinalist of the 2020 Screencraft Comedy Screenwriting Contest

Nominated for "Best Screenplay" at the 2018 Portland Comedy Film Festival

- Nominated for “Best Short Screenplay" at the 2017 Austin Comedy Film Festival

- Nominated for “Best Television Screenplay” at the 2017 Atlanta Comedy Film Festival

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